Testimonials and Comments for PoLLy JaCoBs

Testimonials and Comments for PoLLy JaCoBs
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* Ginny
* Posted 05/23/2008 1:19 pm
* When we were 11, we promised we would be BLOSSOM friends forever.

We promised that you'll be my bridesmaid, and I'll be yours.

We had the same autograph book, and the stupid same green teddy bear wallet, and some pencilcase.

We were one hell of a bitch already, making fun of disgusting teachers by wiping our faces with hands.

We often ate 3 mcmuffins for breakfast each within an hour accompanied by 4 hasbrowns and an iced milo.

We talked about sex and pornography at a tender age of 11 and you made me swore to secrecy and that i'll still be your BLOSSOM friend after you told me that babies crawl out from the asshole.

We hung around at void decks after school and we often whine about er...everything under the sun.

We dreamt of marriage and love and you claimed that you'll love Benjamin Li forever and you just know he's the right one for you.

You knew he felt that chemistry too when both of you had that eye contact for 3 seconds and your legs turned to jelly.

* Ginny
* Posted 05/23/2008 1:33 pm
* We are 24 now and we're still BLOSSOM(fuck the blossom, it's bosom) friends with much more added names.

You can't be my bridesmaid, I can't be yours. BECAUSE IT'S NOT THE IN THING ANYMORE.

Uh...the only thing we have the same now is the blue beaded bracelet you got for me. A tiffany's bracelet 5 years later ok! You get ah...

We're continue to be this bitch, forever being critical about others, judging everyone around us but never to one another. It's always: "I can don't judge you but not them cos...IT'S DIFFERENT LOH!" We also often pretend to have down syndrome.

We have became self conscious, and only eat that much at home. We're afraid people will be disappointed and think we are not hot due to the amount of food we consume in public.

We hang out at brekos with mozzarella toasts now.

You had the right one then, I didn't. You have the right one now, CB I STILL DON'T!

I look fucking disgusting with you with fists constantly pumping in the air but I STILL LOVE YOU!

* Ginny
* Posted 05/23/2008 1:37 pm
* And instead of being disgusted at pornography and sex now, and you, making me swear to secrecy and that i'll still be your BLOSSOM friend after you reveal babies crawl out from the asshole, WE TALK ABOUT THE PLEASURES OF FORNICATION NOW.

HAHA!